Bad Bronzing at the Golden Globes 2014

The Golden Globes 2014.

My number one pet peeve as a makeup artist

is the abuse of bronzer.

And along side that crazy orange self tanning.

Did you notice how uniformly orange

the men were both on the red carpet and during the show?

As the night progresses Leo's tan got streakier and more uneven

And the bronze attack wasn't even artfully executed - there were orange faces paired with white necks,

oranges faces with sweated out hair lines,

it was fantastically, deliriously, hideous.

I enjoyed the slightly reflective concealer under Leo's eyes, but otherwise his makeup was too makeup-py for me.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were brilliant,

but I do think the best line of the night was Fey's intro to DiCaprio:

"And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio,"

Matthew McConaughey's tan was borderline psychedelic

God I love the Globes!!